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The Amalyan Quarter - Fun Things We Do => The Dumping Grounds - Spam Games => Topic started by: Joltic Gripi on June 04, 2014, 01:56:03 AM
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This is a corrupt a wish for our Wintreath forum. It is a very fun and simple game with minimal rules. Instead of reading this, learn to play, and have fun!
Me:
I wish I had a new car.
You:
Granted, but it's a children toy car.
I wish I had wings!
Me:
Granted, but you don't know how to control them and you hit a tree
You should know how to play after reading examples. Have fun!
To start:
I wish I had a cupcake!
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Granted, but it's only a plastic cupcake ;)
I wish I had a million dorrahs!
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Granted, you have a million dorrahs...in the form of Japanese Yen Currency ($9, 745)...and it is deposited in a lock box in Japan.
I wish Weissreich could be cool.
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Granted, Weissreich freezes to death however.
I wish I didn't have to do homework.
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Granted...but without the extra study material you were used to, you end up failing school.
I wish I was fluent in French
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Granted, but then people think that you're French. (xD sorry.)
I wish I had a Porsche 918 in my garage.
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Granted, but it's stolen and a APB is out in your name.
I wish the world would end.
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Granted, except you end up being the only survivor.
I wish Ariana Grande showed up to my house topless. 8)
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Granted, we double team her and laughs are had by all.
I wish the granter of this wish never gets aids.
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Granted, but you get AIDS.
I wish I had a working debit card :p
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Granted, but you don't have any money in your account.
I wish Denth was naked.
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Granted, but he's in France and you can't see him for the remainder of the wish time.
I wish my calculus hw would disappear and be magically completed.
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Granted, it disappears and is completed but appears back in a bottle in the ocean.
I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted.
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Not granted :P
I wish for the government of Spain to grow some balls and stop trying to pass an anti-abortion law >_>
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Granted...but its terminal.
I wish I had Canadian citizenship.
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Granted, now you are Canadian. gross
I wish you were here.
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Granted, because I am here in TX.
I wish I had a girlfriend. :(
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Granted, but she harbors hidden hatred towards you that shows only occasionally but neither of you are strong enough to just end the relationship. Leading to a life of misery together with someone who hates your guts.
I wish I could make my dreams a reality.
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Granted, but you have also been diagnosed with night terrors.
I wish I was an inch taller then my current height.
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(Hah, jokes on you I already have been.)
Granted, but it's a direct inch off your dick. I.e. there's an inch of your dick on top of your head.
I wish that everything in the world was free! Free food, free housing, and free loving.
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Granted, but then everyone is sentenced to a lifetime of very hard manual labor for the sake of everyone else and reaps no benefit from their toil. COMMIE!
I wish weed was legal everywhere.
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Granted, but you develop an allergic reaction to THC.
I wish I could see the edge of the Universe with my own eyes.
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Granted, but you go insane by the sheer magnitude of it.
I wish I had another stuffed animal.
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Granted, you have an animal stuffed with your stuffed animal.
I wish for everyone in the world to be happy.
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Granted, but then nobody cares about their lives as they'll never be unhappy and society goes to shit.
I wish warp drives were real...
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Granted, but they could last only for how long humans can survive in space without a suit. :P
I wish my wish to be corrupted. :P
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Granted, but they could last only for how long humans can survive in space without a suit. :P
I wish my wish to be corrupted. :P
Oh yeah baby, I'll corrupt all up in your wish...in 4 years loll!
Also, humans can survive up to 1-2 minutes in SPACE (http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970603.html). So 1-2 minutes of warp speed is pretty sweet!
I wish for today to be over.
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Granted, because it already was since you were born. :P (Sorry.)
I wish to be JW.
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Granted, but you're JW... So you're already pretty corrupt.
I wish to be in Pennsylvania.
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Granted, but Pennsylvanian law states : It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
I wish people would stop being b*tches.
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Granted, but now they're all assholes.
I wish for this hot soccer chick to invite me into the changing/shower room/bath after her practice ;) ;) ;)
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Granted, but so does everyone else. :P
I wish Alt's wish to be corrupted.;)
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Granted, but now they're all assholes.
I wish for this hot soccer chick to invite me into the changing/shower room/bath after her practice ;) ;) ;)
Sweet.
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Granted, but Alt enjoys his wish being corrupted.
I wish more people knew how to drive like me.
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Granted, everyone is you...you are everyone.
I wish Daw's would make good on his promises >.>
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Granted, but he fails to recognize good from bad.
I wish Govindia was here to annoy JW. :P
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Granted, but then he ends up annoying everyone else as well. :P
I wish girls would stop being a fucking impossible pain in the ass.
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Granted, but now they're a possible pain in the ass. (Wording, dumbass)
I wish Romantic poets would shut up about nature and write about something else.
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Granted, but now all they write is detailed poems about vaginas.
I wish my car was fixed
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Granted, but now it needs a new transmission and a new radiator.
I wish I didn't have to take finals tomorrow.
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Granted, but they were earlier today, you missed them and there's no retakes.
I wish I had more porkchops :< they were really good :3
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Granted, but I just ate them.
I wish this American Literature study guide would finish itself so I could play minecraft.
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Granted, but you failed the Finals and prevented from playing MineCraft in a long time... (2 days)
I wish life was better. :P
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Granted, but you're so happy by the change that you run out into the street cheering and you're hit by a bus, killing you.
I wish my dog's house wasn't this dirty.
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Granted, it's dirtier.
I wish my wrist didn't hurt so much.
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Granted, now you don't have arms, and you can't feel any pains.
I wish Eminem had more good songs and not as many racist/misogynist/rape songs.
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Granted, but his remaining stereotypical songs are more racist and/or sexual.
I wish the world was a/an Utopia.
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Granted, the world is now a me-topia :D
I wish the Spanish Civil War had never happened so I didn't have to study it.
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Granted, but something even more boring happened and you have to study that.
I wish for a chance to see everything.
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Spanish Civil War isn't boring, it's just depressing as fuck, about a third of Spain's population dead or severely wounded.
Granted, but in seeing everything your mind disintegrates from the amazement and the sensory overload and you instantly combust.
I wish she loved me back.
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Granted, she does...but it just doesn't work out.
I wish for CEREAL!
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Granted, but then you discover you're out of milk. ;D
I wish I knew how to fly airplanes, and that I had an airplane to fly.
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Granted, she does...but it just doesn't work out.
You have no idea.
Granted, however, you turn into an extremist of [insert cause here](don't want to offend anyone) and fly the plane into the Golden Gate Bridge, destroying it and earning an infamous name for yourself as well as causing tens of thousands to die on both sides because you flew a plane until a bridge.
I wish my doggie wasn't dying and that she was young and lively again.
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Granted, but you die instead. :P
I wish life wasn't so boring.
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Granted, but then you're always exhausted because everything is so EXCITING
I wish exercising was easier...
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Granted, but you never gain any muscle or lose fat.
I wish today was over.
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Granted, now you are another day closer to death!
I wish king kong was real!
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Granted, but then Manhattan Island gets completely levelled.
I wish all food was really good food
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Granted, but they all became very unhealthy foods and unsafe to eat.
I wish that my wish was corrupted and made wrong. :P
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Granted, except now it's not wrong... O.o
I wish that I had coffee today.
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Granted, but then you won't have any coffee for tomorrow.
I wish it cost less to travel...
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Granted, but the only methods of travel are by horse buggy now.
I wish everyone a great day! :D
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Granted, but everyone gets a hangover the next day. :P
I wish I knew how to speak Swedish.
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You do, but only the mid 14th century version of the language.
I wish my car was fixed?
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Granted, but it collapses as you open the door.
I wish for peace. ;)
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Granted, but after a few short decades, unrest and mayhem return to the world and ruin everything that had been built up since then.
I wish I wasn't so indecisive about college...
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Granted, but when you enter college, you were kicked out because of your indecisiveness of other things. :P
I wish the world was free of everything defined as "bad". ;)
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Granted, but there is a lack of anything that could be called "good" too.
I wish for a good wish
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Granted, but that was your last wish so you can't use your good wish.
I wish to watch the world burn to cinders.
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Granted, but you're standing on the moon and can't really get a good view of it.
I wish I was more confident.
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Granted, but your confidence gets you killed.
I wish Akane and Shinya were a thing.
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Granted, but Latrovia bombs them, and they become ashes again.
I wish I was in Hogwarts
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Granted, but you wake up in bed with Dolores Umbridge.
I wish I was a Centaur.
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Granted, but you have to fuck me at least five times. :3
I wish I had the ability to sell myself. :X
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Granted, but you soon find that noone is willing to pay for you. OHHHHHHH
I wish girls weren't so fucking stupid
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Granted, but they don't find you attractive. :P
I wish life would not be such a dick.
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Granted...but you should be more worried about me....I can be kind of a sadistic crazy psychopathic bitch that qualifies as a wmd in a majority of realms. The queen arrives laughing a bit.
*stops when she realizes she needs to make a wish*
Oh and I wish for one thing....
*tosses empty weapons on a table*
Ammo and lots of it...and love I guess. The changeling starts cold and ends unsure.
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You get all your ammo, but you can only fire it portal-turret style. (Hey it's 65% more bullet per bullet!)
I wish school was out.
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Granted but it is replaced with a reeducation camp...
*the schools sign is knocked down revealing a new one that states "you will love life in the horde"*
I wish for people of this thread to worship me. the queen speaks waiting for her wish to come true.
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Granted. The forum is invaded by people who are against you, and you have all of us in this thread attack them. But because we can't stop worshipping you, they get the best of you and destroy you.
I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted But it is only in the changeling horde where there is a 97%income tax on all ventures in the horde...
I Wish I was a god.the changeling wishes
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Granted, you are now a concept and thus, physically nonexistent.
I wish I have less homework to complete.
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Granted, but you have a giant team project instead.
I wish that my internet was faster.
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Granted, but your computer can no longer connect to the internet.
I wish I can understand the meaning of life.
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Granted, but the true meaning is so absurd to your mind that you go mad attempting to comprehend it.
I wish birds would stOP SH*TTING ON MY VEHICLES.
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Granted, but they sh*t on you instead. ;]
I wish I was Emperor of Earth.
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Time to get into random forums that everyone forgot about!
Granted, but everyone hates you and hitmen are looking to murder you.
I wish that someone will post on this thread.
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Granted, but all the responses and wishes are incredibly lame.
I wish that Donald Trump would announce that he's been playing a prank on America for the past half year.
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Granted, but somehow he still gets elected.
I wish that the all charity corporations receive a large sum of money by an unknown donor.
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Granted, but because charities aren't corporations, the money gets lost in legal battles and disappears after sitting in a Swiss bank account for a while.
I wish that the EU became a global superpower.
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Granted, except the wish-granter misinterprets EU as the Star Wars Expanded Universe. Episode 8 and 9 are no longer to be released, the new canon is promptly decanonized (including The Clone Wars), and instead the world is governed by Leland Chee and a bunch of rabid superfan advisors.
Edit: I wish that Star Wars Legends material would be released alongside the canon.
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Granted, but Disney sues all of the writers and the Legends books disappear into the depths of history to be forgotten. ( :( )
I wish that I had a clone army with absolute loyalty to me...
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Granted, but then a X-Wing comes in and kills them all.
I wish that genies didn't have to be so complicating.
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Granted, but now, they're just mindless beings who can't do anything.
I wish that humans can colonize Mars within my lifetime.
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Granted, but aliens then come and blow up Mars.
I wish that I had more wishes.
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Granted, but you already had infinite wishes to begin with, so nothing happens.
I wish that George RR Martin could finish and publish both TWOW and ADOS, in extremely high quality, before GOT Season 6.
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Granted, but it's years in the future still because GOT Season 6 was randomly and mysteriously cancelled.
I wish that trains were always on time and relatively empty.
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Granted, but the only people on the train are annoying eventually causing you to not go on trains anymore.
I wish for something.
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Granted, but the something that you are given is Ebola.
I wish to see all of my relatives.