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STAR WARSTurmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....

Hello everyone!  In the lastest spam, here by popular demand, we will begin the ambitious and fun task of quoting the entirety of the prequel trilogy of Star Wars!  At the end, perhaps we can tally who has posted the most and declare them THE SENATE.  Or Not Just the Men, but the Women and the Children Too.  Or something else.  Who knows?  You were right about one thing, master—the negotiations were short. 
Rule I: Don't double post!
Rule II: 'Line' shall be defined as per character, not per script
Rule III: Less a rule and more a fun little game:  If you can find any errors in the script here, then respect and bonus points for you! 

Additionally, for further line-by-line proofing if desired, here is a website tau found which seems to be pretty great

Well, without further ado:

PAN DOWN to reveal a small space cruiser heading TOWARD CAMERA at great
speed. PAN with the cruiser as it heads towardthe beautiful green planet of
Naboo, which is surrounded by hundreds of Trade Federation battleships.

INT. REPUBLIC CRUISER - COCKPIT

In the cockpit of the cruise, the CAPTAIN and PILOT maneuver closer to one
of the battleships...

Misc Thoughts and Logistical Things

Apologies for taking so long making this.  Also I have declined to actually post dialogue in this opening post so someone else gets the privilege of being the first line—Liam Neeson saying "Captain" lol. 

07.10.2020: Changed out IMDB script for the Dutch one per Dawsinian's good recommendation

Perhaps I'll use this spoiler to update things too.  Who knows though 

Qui-Gon: Captain.

Yes, sir?

Tell them we wish to board at once.

Yes, sir.

With all due respect for the Trade Federation, the Ambassodors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.

Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, and we'd be happy to receive the ambassadors.

I'm TC-14 at your service. This way, please.

We are greatly honoured by your visit, Ambassadors.  Make yourselves comfortable.  My master will be with you shortly.

(Disney Plus sub coming in handy)

I have a bad feeling about this.

I don't sense anything

It's not about the mission, Master

It's something... elsewhere... elusive.

(I realize I should've done all of the Obi-Wan lines)

Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.

(Also everyone here is a better script than the IMDB one: https://johanw.home.xs4all.nl/StarWars/starwars1.html)

But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future...

But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living force, young Padawan.