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Topic: The Conclave of Wintreath: On the Prophethood of Dan Quayle  (Read 288 times)

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Post #119190
February 07, 2018, 01:51:50 AM

ANNOUNCEMENT OF A CONCLAVE
An Announcement from the Apostolic Palace by His Eminence

HIS EMINENCE Crushita I, Potato Pope, has decreed that on February 9th a CONCLAVE shall be held to once and for all determine the truth or falsity of the Prophethood of Dan Quayle and finally end the great Potato-Potatoe debate. All interested parties are encouraged to announce their presence in this most holy of events here. May the HOLY SPUD show us all the truth of the matter and once again determine what is the proper doctrine of The One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.

In Starch
Crushita, Solarum Tublerosum Ecclesiae Episcopus
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    Post #119193
    February 07, 2018, 02:19:43 AM

    His Holiness, Pope Solanus Lycopus I, Tender of the Vine, Supreme Pontiff of the Tomato/eist Church, Archbishop and Metropolitan of French Albania, etc. etc. wishes to attend this Conclave so as to foster the spirit of ecumenicism his Holiness has preached since taking office.
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    Post #119207
    February 07, 2018, 05:09:41 AM

    Truth be told, I'm just here for the food.
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    As die donker my kom haal en die Here my nie soek nie, as die osoonlaag vergaan en in 'n kandelaar van sterre val; begrawe my hart op Kleintambotieboom, en strooi my as oor die bosveld horison.
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    Post #119210
    February 07, 2018, 05:27:32 AM

    The Kaiser, Norberto Tyrann, lord of the house of Tyrann, Holder of Durndus Dyn Syfyn, Scepter-lord of the Black Tower, Titan of the North, Slayer of Cellaphan the Pure, Builder of the North-South road, Orc-Father, Bladesmith of Massano, etc. etc. attends in wishing to determine the truth before establishing a more entrenched papacy in his Court.


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    Lions In the Dark

    I see them prowl in my dreams
    Like lions in the dark
    I see them pounce upon the good
    Like lions in the dark
    I see them turn these dreams to nightmares
    Like lions in the dark
    I see them roar a horrored tune in my head
    Like lions in the dark
    I see them coming closer each night
    Like lions in the dark
    I see their teeth glisten in the dream light
    Like lions in the dark
    I see their eyes glowing with hunger
    Like lions in the dark
    I see them pad forward closer to me
    Like lions in the dark
    I see them clearly in my dream
    They are nothing like lions in the dark.
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    Post #119224
    February 07, 2018, 12:19:44 PM

    Truth be told, I'm just here for the food.
      There IS food this time, right?  Last time all we got were complimentary Conclave pens...but those aren't edible (believe me, I tried).
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    Post #119231
    February 07, 2018, 07:40:31 PM

    The Great Starchy Cardinal Pius Robinius, Archbishop of the Cathederal of Potatoe Superior, Tender of the Garden of the Great Tuber, keeper of the Hoe of Divine Cultivation, and Guardian of the flock crop in the Holy Potatoe Empire, shall attend, as will Cardinals Schteve and Greygory of the archdioceses of Solanum and Tuberosum respectively, shall also be in attendance. 

    The Cardinal Robinius shall be sure to bring plentiful food, in addition to the limited edition Conclave Pens. 
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    Sir Robin of Camelot

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    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 4 June 2015 - present
    Member of the Hvitt Riddaral: 21 August 2015 - present
    Strifa of the 12th Underhusen: 8 October 2015 - 13 December 2015
    Speaker Pro Tem of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
    Speaker Pro Tem of the 14th Underhusen: 8 February 2016 - 8 April 2016
    Speaker of the 16th Underhusen: 10 June 2016 - 11 August 2016
    Ambassador to Europeia: 5 December 2016 - present
    RP Guild Councillor: 23 February 2017 - present
    Ambassador to The North Pacific: 11 March 2017 - present
    Speaker of the 21st Underhusen: 10 April 2017 - 10 June 2017
    Delegate of Wintreath: 10 June 2017 - present
    Strifa of the 23rd Underhusen: 10 August 2017 - present

    New Hyperion:
    Citizen: 27 November 2015 - present
    Lord of Development: 5 February 2016 - present


    (I stole this format from tau, but who am I not to copy a great system? :-) )
    Ne Crustumini quidem atque Antemnates pro ardore iraque Caeninensium satis se impigre movent; ita per se ipsum nomen Caeninum in agrum Romanum impetum facit. Sed effuse vastantibus fit obvius cum exercitu Romulus levique certamine docet vanam sine viribus iram esse.
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    Post #119295
    February 08, 2018, 10:26:02 AM

    The Great Starchy Cardinal Pius Robinius, Archbishop of the Cathederal of Potatoe Superior, Tender of the Garden of the Great Tuber, keeper of the Hoe of Divine Cultivation, and Guardian of the flock crop in the Holy Potatoe Empire, shall attend, as will Cardinals Schteve and Greygory of the archdioceses of Solanum and Tuberosum respectively, shall also be in attendance. 

    The Cardinal Robinius shall be sure to bring plentiful food, in addition to the limited edition Conclave Pens.

    As long as there's chips, dip, tater tot casserole, and french fries, then I'll attend.
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    Post #119304
    February 08, 2018, 04:26:09 PM

    As long as there's chips, dip, tater tot casserole, and french fries, then I'll attend.
    What in the name of Spud is "tater tot casserole"? Sounds like a true abomination.
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    Post #119319
    February 08, 2018, 07:18:42 PM

    As long as there's chips, dip, tater tot casserole, and french fries, then I'll attend.
    What in the name of Spud is "tater tot casserole"? Sounds like a true abomination.
    According to Google:

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    Wintreath:
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    RP Guild Councillor: 9 February 2016 - present
    Ambassador to Lovely: 23 February 2016 - 17 August 2016
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    Skrifa of the 18th Underhusen: 8 October 2016 - 7 December 2016
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    Skrifa of the 19th Underhusen: 7 December 2016 - 9 February 2017
    Ambassador to the INWU: 11 March 2017 - present
    Ambassador to the Versutian Federation: 18 August 2017 - present
    Thane of Integration: 29 September 2017 - present
    Speaker of the 24th Underhusen: 10 October 2017 - 7 December 2017
    October 2017 Wintreath's Finest: 4 November 2017
    Speaker pro tempore of the 25th Underhusen: 9 December 2017 - 7 February 2018
    Wintreath's Finest of 2017: 6 January 2018

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    Co-founder of New Hyperion: 29 October 2014 - present
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    Post #119325
    February 08, 2018, 08:09:53 PM

    As long as there's chips, dip, tater tot casserole, and french fries, then I'll attend.
    What in the name of Spud is "tater tot casserole"? Sounds like a true abomination.
    According to Google:




    That's practically shepherd's pie right there.

    The kind they made when I was still in school was just really cheesy and with hamburger.

    God I loved that stuff.
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    Post #119446
    February 10, 2018, 05:48:23 AM

    *Looks at date*
    Well. Its February 9th SOMEWHERE.

    LET THE CONCLAVE BEGIN

    The format shall go as follows: First those who are in favour of declaring Dan Quayle a prophet of the Holy Spud shall have 2 days to make their arguments. They shall do so in BOLD TEXT to differentiate arguments from the general chatter of the conclave. The side saying that Dan Quayle is a false prophet will then have two days to make their arguments, followed by a day of voting, to finally solve this question once and for all.

    START. YOUR. THEOLOGYYYYYY
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    Post #119464
    February 10, 2018, 05:38:34 PM

    Esteemed theologians and fellow members of the College of Cardinals, I rise to speak of Dan Quayle, a man who, so moved by the spirit of Our Great Spud, on the 15th of June, 482 Anno Tuberosum, wrote the pious spelling of Our Starchy Majesty, the Tuber of Greatest Wisdom, Lord of the Fields of the Earth. 

    It is for this event of miraculous and divine intervention, that I stand before you today to urge the canonisation of the great Dan Quayle, and I propose a feast day of 15 June, in honour of this great achievement.  But this is not the only time that the Great Potatoe has blessed Dan Quayle with wisdom beyond his years.  After all, "My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never surrender to what is right."

    And if, in this greatest of tasks, the Conclave does not canonise Dan Quayle, if we do not succeed,
     we run the risk of failure.  Thank you.
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    Sir Robin of Camelot

    "Whilst the men of Caenia were scattered far and wide, pillaging and destroying, Romulus came upon them with an army, and after a brief encounter taught them that anger is futile without strength."  -Titus Livius, Ab Urbe Condita

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    Resumé/A History of Robin on NationStates
    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 4 June 2015 - present
    Member of the Hvitt Riddaral: 21 August 2015 - present
    Strifa of the 12th Underhusen: 8 October 2015 - 13 December 2015
    Speaker Pro Tem of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
    Speaker Pro Tem of the 14th Underhusen: 8 February 2016 - 8 April 2016
    Speaker of the 16th Underhusen: 10 June 2016 - 11 August 2016
    Ambassador to Europeia: 5 December 2016 - present
    RP Guild Councillor: 23 February 2017 - present
    Ambassador to The North Pacific: 11 March 2017 - present
    Speaker of the 21st Underhusen: 10 April 2017 - 10 June 2017
    Delegate of Wintreath: 10 June 2017 - present
    Strifa of the 23rd Underhusen: 10 August 2017 - present

    New Hyperion:
    Citizen: 27 November 2015 - present
    Lord of Development: 5 February 2016 - present


    (I stole this format from tau, but who am I not to copy a great system? :-) )
    Ne Crustumini quidem atque Antemnates pro ardore iraque Caeninensium satis se impigre movent; ita per se ipsum nomen Caeninum in agrum Romanum impetum facit. Sed effuse vastantibus fit obvius cum exercitu Romulus levique certamine docet vanam sine viribus iram esse.
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    Post #119711
    February 13, 2018, 10:14:33 PM

    *gazes intently at the other Cardinals, hoping for someone to commit blasphemy in his presence*
    Sir Robin of Camelot

    "Whilst the men of Caenia were scattered far and wide, pillaging and destroying, Romulus came upon them with an army, and after a brief encounter taught them that anger is futile without strength."  -Titus Livius, Ab Urbe Condita

    (Ravenclaw is the best!)
    Resumé/A History of Robin on NationStates
    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 4 June 2015 - present
    Member of the Hvitt Riddaral: 21 August 2015 - present
    Strifa of the 12th Underhusen: 8 October 2015 - 13 December 2015
    Speaker Pro Tem of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
    Speaker Pro Tem of the 14th Underhusen: 8 February 2016 - 8 April 2016
    Speaker of the 16th Underhusen: 10 June 2016 - 11 August 2016
    Ambassador to Europeia: 5 December 2016 - present
    RP Guild Councillor: 23 February 2017 - present
    Ambassador to The North Pacific: 11 March 2017 - present
    Speaker of the 21st Underhusen: 10 April 2017 - 10 June 2017
    Delegate of Wintreath: 10 June 2017 - present
    Strifa of the 23rd Underhusen: 10 August 2017 - present

    New Hyperion:
    Citizen: 27 November 2015 - present
    Lord of Development: 5 February 2016 - present


    (I stole this format from tau, but who am I not to copy a great system? :-) )
    Ne Crustumini quidem atque Antemnates pro ardore iraque Caeninensium satis se impigre movent; ita per se ipsum nomen Caeninum in agrum Romanum impetum facit. Sed effuse vastantibus fit obvius cum exercitu Romulus levique certamine docet vanam sine viribus iram esse.
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    Post #119781
    February 14, 2018, 11:52:02 AM

    *opens a bag of chips, pops open the dip, and eats while watching the events interestedly.*
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    Post #120038
    Yesterday at 04:43:11 AM

    With no votes, and only one argument I declare the issue to be... A matter of Rite and declare the official creation and sanctioning of separate Potato Rite and Potatoe Rite churches.

    THE ISSUE HAS BEEN RESOLVED.
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