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Granted. The asteroid hits some probably-uninhabited islands southeast of Australia, which sink into the ocean. Nobody notices, as it absorbs the force and heat and no other places are affected, and many maps that left out those islands are suddenly correct.

I wish for the trees to come alive and seek revenge against us all for deforestation and paper.

Granted. Success is the best revenge, so the forests suddenly flourish, reversing global warming, providing new habitats for life, and giving new natural resources for all.

Granted. The asteroid hits some probably-uninhabited islands southeast of Australia, which sink into the ocean. Nobody notices, as it absorbs the force and heat and no other places are affected, and many maps that left out those islands are suddenly correct.

Pretty sure a Chicxulub-size impactor would still cause massive tsunamis, earthquakes, and global cooling even if it struck an uninhabited location lol

I wish the sun would strike us with an EMP.

Granted. It was a very, veeeery small EMP.

I wish the corporations took over the world.

Granted. The world in question was Mars, and the corporation leading the way was SpaceX. Though of course their takeover was heavily regulated by Earth governments.

I wish the world froze over in a Snowball Earth scenario.

Granted.  The world freezes over and is now one giant ice rink.  Oddly, everyone is okay with this, and adapts to the winter...plus all of that ice skating is helping a lot of people stay in shape.

I wish Hell was on on Earth.

Granted.

A Hell's Kitchen opens near you. They make the best take out.

I wish Summer Ended forever.

Granted, and Spring takes its place.  Now everything is in bloom all the time, and it's never too hot.

I wish animals took over the world.

*Looks around*

Granted? A species known as homo sapiens rule the earth.

Or:

Granted. Everyone now has a pet cat, and nobody is allergic. Those who wouldn't want a pet cat have a pet of their choice. Everyone has sufcient funds and time to look after their new friend without negatively impacting their current lives.

I wish for someone to drown.

Granted.  That person is figuratively drowning in riches thanks to you, and they use their newfound wealth to help those who need it.  New diseases are researched further and more vaccines are found, as well as actual treatments thanks to their generosity...and thanks to your wish.

I wish that everything was on fire.

Granted. Everything on fire, again figuratively. Or 🔥🔥lit🔥🔥, if you prefer.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

Granted, everyone is now glued to their TVs like zombies, and you can now do whatever you want since you seem to be the only one unaffected.

I wish that Trump was emperor of the world.