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Post #150531 July 26, 2020, 03:22:03 PM
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    • Post #150531 July 26, 2020, 03:22:03 PM
    This one is a really bad one....

    Why did the sheep cross the road?

    He wanted to go see his Baa Baa shop  :D
    1 person likes this post: Red Mones
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    Post #165067 February 28, 2022, 11:47:38 PM
    Imaginative Kane
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    • Post #165067 February 28, 2022, 11:47:38 PM
    A man is accused of killing thirty-two people with his car. He doesn't deny it. However...
    "It was an accident."
    "What do you mean 'it was an accident?' You've killed more than thirty people! cop A exclaims.
    Cop B, the nice one, calms him down and asks: "What exactly happened, Sir?"
    "Well, you see, my brakes broke, and I couldn't stop. There were two groups of people crossing the street - thirty on the left and two on the right. So, knowing I would run over someone, I steered right, toward the two."
    "I see. And how, pray tell, did you end up killing all of them?"
    "Well... The two started running to the left..."
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    Post #165137 March 03, 2022, 01:41:22 PM
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    Post #165488 March 21, 2022, 09:03:54 PM
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    • Post #165488 March 21, 2022, 09:03:54 PM
    What happens when you eat tin foil? You sheet metal
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