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  • How did you get that symbol? And was that on purpose?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
    That has a name?!! And it's a cool name?!! Holy cow that's amazing!!

    ~

    You've probably heard some variation of this joke before, and for that I apologise.

    You've heard of Gandhi, right? This Gandhi? Civil rights leader, given the title of Mahatma? Basically, he was a saint, or "high-souled", "venerable," and generally a spiritual guy. He got that title from his efforts around non-violently protesting to get Indian independence off of Britain. One method of protesting was hunger strikes. You know, he apparently didn’t eat much even outside of those. It'll explain why he was so thin and frail. Plus, having such an odd dietry probably left him with bad breath -- especially since I can't imagine toothbrushes were that widespread. Hm. He also went everywhere barefoot. But hey, that would have made the soles of his feet incredibly tough. But that is getting off topic. I was talking about his title as Mahatma, wasn't I? It's a good title, along with his unofficial one of "Father of the Nation." He's also known as a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis.
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
    That has a name‽! And it's a cool name‽! Holy cow that's amazing!!
    FTFY
    You've probably heard some variation of this joke before, and for that I apologise.

    You've heard of Gandhi, right? This Gandhi? Civil rights leader, given the title of Mahatma? Basically, he was a saint, or "high-souled", "venerable," and generally a spiritual guy. He got that title from his efforts around non-violently protesting to get Indian independence off of Britain. One method of protesting was hunger strikes. You know, he apparently didn’t eat much even outside of those. It'll explain why he was so thin and frail. Plus, having such an odd dietry probably left him with bad breath -- especially since I can't imagine toothbrushes were that widespread. Hm. He also went everywhere barefoot. But hey, that would have made the soles of his feet incredibly tough. But that is getting off topic. I was talking about his title as Mahatma, wasn't I? It's a good title, along with his unofficial one of "Father of the Nation." He's also known as a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis.
    There's a name for this type of joke too!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feghoot
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  • The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking

    but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
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  • What did the pirate say on his 8th birthday?

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    “Aye matey!”

    Edit: say it out loud if you don't get it.
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    1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
    2. And those who can extrapolate from incomplete data but still find it maddening that the list isn't complete.
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    Because its capital is Dublin all the time!
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  • What do you call a penguin in the desert?
    Lost!

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    At the South Pool!

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    Ice caps.


    Also apparently I don't need to stay in the habit of doing shift-enter here. Enter alone seems to be just fine for adding a new line, instead of having the same function as clicking "Post".
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