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Mathyland
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  • I see you've been watching Numberphile, Tau. :P
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    Hogwarts NS:

    Co-WA Delegate: June 13, 2016-present
    Hufflepuff student: April 9, 2016-present
    House points earned: 7 (Also, 40 points were a group effort, so I earned part of that as well)
    Host of Death Eaters II

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    Mathyland
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    taulover
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  • Why is the sky blue? Because it reflects the color of the ocean.
    I see you've been watching Numberphile, Tau. :P
    I did see on Numberphile once, though I've also seen it many times elsewhere.
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    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 8 April 2015 - present
    From the Ashes RP Game Master: 29 November 2015 - 24 July 2018
    Skydande Vakt Marshal: 29 November 2015 - 28 February 2017
    Skrifa of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
    RP Guild Councillor: 9 February 2016 - 6 March 2018
    Ambassador to Lovely: 23 February 2016 - 17 August 2016
    Werewolf VII co-host: 11 May 2016 - 5 June 2016
    Skrifa of the 18th Underhusen: 8 October 2016 - 7 December 2016
    Ambassador to Balder: 1 December 2016 - 1 March 2022
    Skrifa of the 19th Underhusen: 7 December 2016 - 9 February 2017
    Ambassador to the INWU: 11 March 2017 - 1 March 2022
    Ambassador to the Versutian Federation: 18 August 2017 - 22 March 2018
    Thane of Integration: 29 September 2017 - 7 March 2018
    Speaker of the 24th Underhusen: 10 October 2017 - 7 December 2017
    October 2017 Wintreath's Finest: 4 November 2017
    Speaker pro tempore of the 25th Underhusen: 9 December 2017 - 7 February 2018
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    Werewolf XIV host: 20 January 2018 - 23 February 2018
    February 2018 Wintreath's Finest: 5 March 2018
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    Arena Game 6 Host: 28 December 2018 - 9 March 2019
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    Commendation of Wintreath: 24 September 2020
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    Arena Game 8 Host: 10 June 2021 - 19 July 2021
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    Red Mones
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  • What do you call a Communist Sniper?

    A Marxman


    I only got this one last night trying to go to sleep.
    « Last Edit: December 21, 2016, 10:15:56 PM by Red Mones »
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    taulover
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  • Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

    I feel sorry for that poor guy.
    2 people like this post: Red Mones, Laurentus
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    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 8 April 2015 - present
    From the Ashes RP Game Master: 29 November 2015 - 24 July 2018
    Skydande Vakt Marshal: 29 November 2015 - 28 February 2017
    Skrifa of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
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    Ambassador to the Versutian Federation: 18 August 2017 - 22 March 2018
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    Speaker of the 24th Underhusen: 10 October 2017 - 7 December 2017
    October 2017 Wintreath's Finest: 4 November 2017
    Speaker pro tempore of the 25th Underhusen: 9 December 2017 - 7 February 2018
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    Werewolf XIV host: 20 January 2018 - 23 February 2018
    February 2018 Wintreath's Finest: 5 March 2018
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    Arena Game 6 Host: 28 December 2018 - 9 March 2019
    Librarian of the Underhusen: 29 January 2019 - 12 February 2019
    Speaker of the 32nd Underhusen: 12 February 2019 - 8 April 2019
    March 2019 Wintreath's Finest: 4 April 2019
    Librarian of the Underhusen: 12 April 2019 - 23 October 2020
    Commendation of Wintreath: 24 September 2020
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    Arena Game 8 Host: 10 June 2021 - 19 July 2021
    June 2021 Wintreath's Finest: 5 July 2021
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    Red Mones
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  • A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and says, "Some asshole has my pen."
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    Charles Watson-Turing-Donald
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  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

    Badum tshhh!
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    Alkasia
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  • A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"


    I'll be here all week, folks.
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    Elbbsas
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  • Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, each holding claim to one shore of a triangular lake. The waters of the lake were magical -- said to cure ails and halt famine. Naturally, this meant that the three kingdoms were waging war, because that's just how medieval kingdoms roll.

    The warfare was fierce. It went on for generations. Eventually, the three kings decided that they would stage one final battle, and the winner would claim the lake. The battle would take place in three days time, when the sun peaked over the horizon.

    The first kingdom rallied every knight from every corner of their kingdom, resulting in 100 knights gathering upon the lake shore. They were armed in gleaming swords and pristine armour, each with a mighty steed and five squires, who set to work preparing a pre-battle dinner for the knights.

    The second kingdom called to arms every knight they had, and they too gathered on the lake's shore. They had sustained many losses over the years, and so only had a force of 60 knights. They may not have had gleaming swords or armour that shone like sunlight, but they had two squires each and a thirst to prove their worth, once and for all. The squires here, like the first kingdom, began to prepare a feast for the knights.

    The third kingdom had been badly beaten by the other two kingdoms. Only one knight remained of their armies, and he was old and feeble, only capable of reaching the lake's shore with the aid of his single squire. There, they rested under a small tree.

    On the eve before the battle, the knights of the first and second kingdoms feasted and were merry, for at last their battles would come to an end -- in victory! While they rejoiced, their squires polished their armour and brushed their horses, so all would be perfect on the final day of battle.

    The knight and squire of the third kingdom prepared a simple meal of potatoes and stew. The squire climbed the tree and tied a rope upon one of the high branches. When they were certain it was secure they hung a large pot on the other end, in the loop they had fashioned, and cooked the stew for their knight. They conversed until the night was deep.

    The night passed, and the sun dawned.

    Yet, none of the knights ventured into the battlegrounds. The knights of the first and second kingdoms had drunk too much ale, and lay, sickened, in the sunlight. The knight of the third kingdom was too old to venture out.

    Seeing how their knights were too weak, the squires of the kingdoms took to arms. The squires of the first kingdom each had a helmet, or a chest piece, or leggings, or a sword, or a horse, for they had little to share, but believed that their numbers would crush their foes. The squires of the second kingdom split their knight's armour between them, and seeing the squires of the first kingdom, they laughed. The squire of the third kingdom was afraid, but took his knight's armour and sword, and walked into the battlefield.

    The battle was fierce, and raged for hours. The three kings watched, the knights all wished, and dust clouded the battlefield. When the dust cleared, the single squire from the third kingdom was the only one who remained. As promised, the other two kingdoms retreated from the lake, and the squire was hailed as a hero.

    This just goes to show that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
    4 people like this post: Mathyland, taulover, Red Mones, Sapphiron
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    Mathyland
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  • Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, each holding claim to one shore of a triangular lake. The waters of the lake were magical -- said to cure ails and halt famine. Naturally, this meant that the three kingdoms were waging war, because that's just how medieval kingdoms roll.

    The warfare was fierce. It went on for generations. Eventually, the three kings decided that they would stage one final battle, and the winner would claim the lake. The battle would take place in three days time, when the sun peaked over the horizon.

    The first kingdom rallied every knight from every corner of their kingdom, resulting in 100 knights gathering upon the lake shore. They were armed in gleaming swords and pristine armour, each with a mighty steed and five squires, who set to work preparing a pre-battle dinner for the knights.

    The second kingdom called to arms every knight they had, and they too gathered on the lake's shore. They had sustained many losses over the years, and so only had a force of 60 knights. They may not have had gleaming swords or armour that shone like sunlight, but they had two squires each and a thirst to prove their worth, once and for all. The squires here, like the first kingdom, began to prepare a feast for the knights.

    The third kingdom had been badly beaten by the other two kingdoms. Only one knight remained of their armies, and he was old and feeble, only capable of reaching the lake's shore with the aid of his single squire. There, they rested under a small tree.

    On the eve before the battle, the knights of the first and second kingdoms feasted and were merry, for at last their battles would come to an end -- in victory! While they rejoiced, their squires polished their armour and brushed their horses, so all would be perfect on the final day of battle.

    The knight and squire of the third kingdom prepared a simple meal of potatoes and stew. The squire climbed the tree and tied a rope upon one of the high branches. When they were certain it was secure they hung a large pot on the other end, in the loop they had fashioned, and cooked the stew for their knight. They conversed until the night was deep.

    The night passed, and the sun dawned.

    Yet, none of the knights ventured into the battlegrounds. The knights of the first and second kingdoms had drunk too much ale, and lay, sickened, in the sunlight. The knight of the third kingdom was too old to venture out.

    Seeing how their knights were too weak, the squires of the kingdoms took to arms. The squires of the first kingdom each had a helmet, or a chest piece, or leggings, or a sword, or a horse, for they had little to share, but believed that their numbers would crush their foes. The squires of the second kingdom split their knight's armour between them, and seeing the squires of the first kingdom, they laughed. The squire of the third kingdom was afraid, but took his knight's armour and sword, and walked into the battlefield.

    The battle was fierce, and raged for hours. The three kings watched, the knights all wished, and dust clouded the battlefield. When the dust cleared, the single squire from the third kingdom was the only one who remained. As promised, the other two kingdoms retreated from the lake, and the squire was hailed as a hero.

    This just goes to show that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

     :)) :)) :))
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    Hogwarts NS:

    Co-WA Delegate: June 13, 2016-present
    Hufflepuff student: April 9, 2016-present
    House points earned: 7 (Also, 40 points were a group effort, so I earned part of that as well)
    Host of Death Eaters II

    Wintreath:

    Citizen: September 6, 2016-present

    Underhusen Terms
    The 21st Underhusen
    The 22nd Underhusen
    The 23rd Underhusen - secretary
    The 24th Underhusen
    The 25th Underhusen
    The 26th Underhusen
    The 27th Underhusen

    Other:

    NationStates nation: March 11, 2016-present

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    Mathyland
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    northlysetharvus
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  • In protest of the 2016 election, American citizens refused to vote. Upon realizing not a single vote had been cast, Americans were stumped. Should we just let Obama serve a third term? No, this is the American government, the more complicated the better. Eventually, they came up with the idea of a literal presidential race around the White House. Candidates from the past and present participated-namely, Clinton, Trump, Sanders, Obama, and Bush. Everyone ran in turns, and eventually, Trump and Hillary were the last two to go. Trump clocked in at 12:17. Hillary, determined to win, ran as fast as she could and finally finished with a time of 9:15. She looked at Obama.
    "That must be some type of record!" She exclaimed to Obama.
    "Not quite. Bush did 9/11." 
    2 people like this post: Mathyland, Imaginative Kane
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    taulover
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  • In protest of the 2016 election, American citizens refused to vote. Upon realizing not a single vote had been cast, Americans were stumped. Should we just let Obama serve a third term? No, this is the American government, the more complicated the better. Eventually, they came up with the idea of a literal presidential race around the White House. Candidates from the past and present participated-namely, Clinton, Trump, Sanders, Obama, and Bush. Everyone ran in turns, and eventually, Trump and Hillary were the last two to go. Trump clocked in at 12:17. Hillary, determined to win, ran as fast as she could and finally finished with a time of 9:15. She looked at Obama.
    "That must be some type of record!" She exclaimed to Obama.
    "Not quite. Bush did 9/11."
    http://i.imgur.com/1Fz9TbF.gifv

    https://www.reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs/comments/472osx/presidential_legacy/
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    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 8 April 2015 - present
    From the Ashes RP Game Master: 29 November 2015 - 24 July 2018
    Skydande Vakt Marshal: 29 November 2015 - 28 February 2017
    Skrifa of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
    RP Guild Councillor: 9 February 2016 - 6 March 2018
    Ambassador to Lovely: 23 February 2016 - 17 August 2016
    Werewolf VII co-host: 11 May 2016 - 5 June 2016
    Skrifa of the 18th Underhusen: 8 October 2016 - 7 December 2016
    Ambassador to Balder: 1 December 2016 - 1 March 2022
    Skrifa of the 19th Underhusen: 7 December 2016 - 9 February 2017
    Ambassador to the INWU: 11 March 2017 - 1 March 2022
    Ambassador to the Versutian Federation: 18 August 2017 - 22 March 2018
    Thane of Integration: 29 September 2017 - 7 March 2018
    Speaker of the 24th Underhusen: 10 October 2017 - 7 December 2017
    October 2017 Wintreath's Finest: 4 November 2017
    Speaker pro tempore of the 25th Underhusen: 9 December 2017 - 7 February 2018
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    Werewolf XIV host: 20 January 2018 - 23 February 2018
    February 2018 Wintreath's Finest: 5 March 2018
    Thane of Embassy Dispatches / Foreign Releases and Information / Foreign Dispatches: 7 March 2018 - 15 March 2020
    Speaker of the 28th Underhusen: 10 June 2018 - 7 August 2018
    Second Patriarch of the Noble House of Valeria: 10 October 2018 - present
    Arena Game 6 Host: 28 December 2018 - 9 March 2019
    Librarian of the Underhusen: 29 January 2019 - 12 February 2019
    Speaker of the 32nd Underhusen: 12 February 2019 - 8 April 2019
    March 2019 Wintreath's Finest: 4 April 2019
    Librarian of the Underhusen: 12 April 2019 - 23 October 2020
    Commendation of Wintreath: 24 September 2020
    Peer of the Overhusen: 9 December 2020 - 8 February 2021
    Vice Chancellor of the Landsraad: 26 May 2021 - 15 September 2022
    Arena Game 8 Host: 10 June 2021 - 19 July 2021
    June 2021 Wintreath's Finest: 5 July 2021
    Regional Stability Squad: 28 February 2023 - present
    Minecraft Server Admin: 8 March 2023 - present

    Aura Hyperia/New Hyperion:
    Plebeian: 16 April 2014 - 21 July 2014
    Patrician: 21 July 2014 - present
    Adeptus Mechanicus: 24 October 2014 - 16 November 2014
    Co-founder of New Hyperion: 29 October 2014 - present
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    northlysetharvus
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  • In protest of the 2016 election, American citizens refused to vote. Upon realizing not a single vote had been cast, Americans were stumped. Should we just let Obama serve a third term? No, this is the American government, the more complicated the better. Eventually, they came up with the idea of a literal presidential race around the White House. Candidates from the past and present participated-namely, Clinton, Trump, Sanders, Obama, and Bush. Everyone ran in turns, and eventually, Trump and Hillary were the last two to go. Trump clocked in at 12:17. Hillary, determined to win, ran as fast as she could and finally finished with a time of 9:15. She looked at Obama.
    "That must be some type of record!" She exclaimed to Obama.
    "Not quite. Bush did 9/11."
    http://i.imgur.com/1Fz9TbF.gifv

    https://www.reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs/comments/472osx/presidential_legacy/

    that is exactly what happened
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    Mathyland
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  • "Few people have come to know the “true” story of the origin of Cinco de Mayo. It is my pleasure to set the record straight.

    A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

    The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as..."

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    SINKO DE MAYO
    Résumé

    Hogwarts NS:

    Co-WA Delegate: June 13, 2016-present
    Hufflepuff student: April 9, 2016-present
    House points earned: 7 (Also, 40 points were a group effort, so I earned part of that as well)
    Host of Death Eaters II

    Wintreath:

    Citizen: September 6, 2016-present

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    The 21st Underhusen
    The 22nd Underhusen
    The 23rd Underhusen - secretary
    The 24th Underhusen
    The 25th Underhusen
    The 26th Underhusen
    The 27th Underhusen

    Other:

    NationStates nation: March 11, 2016-present

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    taulover
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  • "Few people have come to know the “true” story of the origin of Cinco de Mayo. It is my pleasure to set the record straight.

    A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

    The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as..."

    Spoiler
    SINKO DE MAYO
    @Doc Mathy is stealing your joke! What must we do‽ :P
    Résumé
    Wintreath:
    Citizen: 8 April 2015 - present
    From the Ashes RP Game Master: 29 November 2015 - 24 July 2018
    Skydande Vakt Marshal: 29 November 2015 - 28 February 2017
    Skrifa of the 13th Underhusen: 13 December 2015 - 8 February 2016
    RP Guild Councillor: 9 February 2016 - 6 March 2018
    Ambassador to Lovely: 23 February 2016 - 17 August 2016
    Werewolf VII co-host: 11 May 2016 - 5 June 2016
    Skrifa of the 18th Underhusen: 8 October 2016 - 7 December 2016
    Ambassador to Balder: 1 December 2016 - 1 March 2022
    Skrifa of the 19th Underhusen: 7 December 2016 - 9 February 2017
    Ambassador to the INWU: 11 March 2017 - 1 March 2022
    Ambassador to the Versutian Federation: 18 August 2017 - 22 March 2018
    Thane of Integration: 29 September 2017 - 7 March 2018
    Speaker of the 24th Underhusen: 10 October 2017 - 7 December 2017
    October 2017 Wintreath's Finest: 4 November 2017
    Speaker pro tempore of the 25th Underhusen: 9 December 2017 - 7 February 2018
    Wintreath's Finest of 2017: 6 January 2018
    Werewolf XIV host: 20 January 2018 - 23 February 2018
    February 2018 Wintreath's Finest: 5 March 2018
    Thane of Embassy Dispatches / Foreign Releases and Information / Foreign Dispatches: 7 March 2018 - 15 March 2020
    Speaker of the 28th Underhusen: 10 June 2018 - 7 August 2018
    Second Patriarch of the Noble House of Valeria: 10 October 2018 - present
    Arena Game 6 Host: 28 December 2018 - 9 March 2019
    Librarian of the Underhusen: 29 January 2019 - 12 February 2019
    Speaker of the 32nd Underhusen: 12 February 2019 - 8 April 2019
    March 2019 Wintreath's Finest: 4 April 2019
    Librarian of the Underhusen: 12 April 2019 - 23 October 2020
    Commendation of Wintreath: 24 September 2020
    Peer of the Overhusen: 9 December 2020 - 8 February 2021
    Vice Chancellor of the Landsraad: 26 May 2021 - 15 September 2022
    Arena Game 8 Host: 10 June 2021 - 19 July 2021
    June 2021 Wintreath's Finest: 5 July 2021
    Regional Stability Squad: 28 February 2023 - present
    Minecraft Server Admin: 8 March 2023 - present

    Aura Hyperia/New Hyperion:
    Plebeian: 16 April 2014 - 21 July 2014
    Patrician: 21 July 2014 - present
    Adeptus Mechanicus: 24 October 2014 - 16 November 2014
    Co-founder of New Hyperion: 29 October 2014 - present
    Lord of Propaganda: 16 November 2014 - present
    Mapmaker for Official Region RP: 27 November 2015 - present
    WACom Delegate: 11 November 2017 - present
    Other positions: Hyperian Guardsman, Hyperian Marine (Rank: Scout)
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  • "Few people have come to know the “true” story of the origin of Cinco de Mayo. It is my pleasure to set the record straight.

    A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

    The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as..."

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    @Doc Mathy is stealing your joke! What must we do‽ :P
    So that's where I'd heard that joke before :P

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