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The Corporatist State suppresses the undeniable proof, funds ads and puppet politicians saying that the undeniable proof is a liberal conspiracy to raise your taxes, and pays trolls to post memes against the undeniable proof on the internet.

Anarcho-communists launch a people's revolution against the corporatist state.

Selfishness scuppers anarcho-communism.

The spirit of giving beats selfishness.
At least on one day of the year.
...and only after a day of trampling people to death in a Best Buy to save $10.
Selfishness is tough to beat though, this will have to do.

Also, in looking for a good answer, I am reminded that wikihow has instructions for almost literally everything now: http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Selfish.

Consumerism co-opts and twists the spirit of giving for monetary gain.
(Sorry couldn't come up with anything else.)

Also, in looking for a good answer, I am reminded that wikihow has instructions for almost literally everything now: http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Selfish.

And as with every time I see a WikiHow article, it's time to take the pictures out of context!

See everyone else as blank, nameless nobodies

Always focus on what others are wearing so you can become jealous of them

Myopia makes your vision unclear and blurry at far distances

Scapegoating a single person is always a good tactic

When you're grateful for nothing

Never pay cash for deliveries

Especially if the delivery is a kidnapped animal

Santa breaks free from his consumerism-based bindings, to become a symbol for children everywhere.

Climate Change melts Santa's homeland.

Advances in invisibility cloaking technology allows Santa to relocate to the Amazon Rainforest.

*is deliberately avoiding the obvious response to climate change I could have used*

Mad-Eye Moody can see through the invisibility cloaking.

Mad-Eye Moody is replaced by Barty Crouch Junior.

A dementor kisses Barty Crouch Junior.

A belief that death can be destroyed kills Dementors oh wait that's not canon please ignore

Patronuses scare Dementors away.

Depressing backstories nullify patronuses.

Incredibly scary and sickening backstories nullify depressing backstories.

Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy means that people don't care about those with incredibly scary and sickening backstories.

Link.