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Your foreign update is so pretty!

Thanks for posting it, and taking the time to post all those images! It sounds like things are going very well in KGB

It sounds like things are going very well in KGB

Things can't be going too well if I've been appointed as Prime Minister; that's up there with headless horsemen when it comes to harbingers of doom

I have to admit I've never been involved in regions that you're an official in, but I suspect you don't give yourself enough credit. You seem to be a level-headed and friendly guy.

It's all in jest, until the end of the term, when we find out that the clown wasn't funny, nor was he joking

And then what will you do?

Spray water in your eyes from a flower, toot my nose, backflip onto a tiny bicycle, and peddle like the mad hatter I am.

You're a person of many sides and talents.

And not a single one of them useful

Put on a roadshow and make some money!

I make plenty of money using my other, more naughty talents!

(psst, they are starting to tax hugs, cuddles, and huggles for a reason)

I wasn't aware hugs, cuddles, and huggles were naughty, but you know they try to make money off anything nowadays.

I suppose whether they're naughty depends on what you do with your hands

An excellent point! Though whether it's naughty or not is unknown.

I don't think I'd be paid were it not at least a little naughty, though I suppose there are several factors to consider; are we in public, are there children nearby, did I wash my hands after the last client...

I hadn't thought of that...nobody wants the last client's germs. Nobody knows where that client's been.