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Granted, but now they're all assholes.


I wish for this hot soccer chick to invite me into the changing/shower room/bath after her practice

Granted, but so does everyone else.

I wish Alt's wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but now they're all assholes.


I wish for this hot soccer chick to invite me into the changing/shower room/bath after her practice

Sweet.

Granted, but Alt enjoys his wish being corrupted.

I wish more people knew how to drive like me.

Granted, everyone is you...you are everyone.

I wish Daw's would make good on his promises >.>

Granted, but he fails to recognize good from bad.

I wish Govindia was here to annoy JW.

Granted, but then he ends up annoying everyone else as well.

I wish girls would stop being a fucking impossible pain in the ass.

Granted, but now they're a possible pain in the ass. (Wording, dumbass)


I wish Romantic poets would shut up about nature and write about something else.

Granted, but now all they write is detailed poems about vaginas.

I wish my car was fixed

Granted, but now it needs a new transmission and a new radiator.

I wish I didn't have to take finals tomorrow.

Granted, but they were earlier today, you missed them and there's no retakes.


I wish I had more porkchops :< they were really good :3

Granted, but I just ate them.

I wish this American Literature study guide would finish itself so I could play minecraft.

Granted, but you failed the Finals and prevented from playing MineCraft in a long time... (2 days)

I wish life was better.

Granted, but you're so happy by the change that you run out into the street cheering and you're hit by a bus, killing you.


I wish my dog's house wasn't this dirty.

Granted, it's dirtier.

I wish my wrist didn't hurt so much.