That depends on time of exposure, the longer it gets however the more control is acquired...I wonder if it's possible for certain things to be immune to it. -I get up and I jump behind the counter and happen to find some food.- I found some food...-pulls then out and it turns out to be sandwiches- So yeah...no idea why there were back here but since Aubrey has disappeared, fuck it.
*the changeling stomach growls*
Seriously i could use some food, but yeah the downside being that the longer a individual is under the control the greater toll the body and mind of the individual takes, after several months usually a victim must be converted if they wish to survive. the changeling grabs her belly in pain waiting for some grub and other questions.
Me to. the queen is able to barely make out between stuffing her face.
*she then nearly resumes with her story by being distracted by sandwiches.*
/me takes a quick sip of the hot steaming tea-smiles a little- I doubt that will happen any time soon.
Delicious! I believe you may have found a calling as an assistant barkeep if you get bored of the whole military thing. :D
So, Madame Ambassador, you said the changelings were believed to be defeated for centuries, and you're obviously here with us right now...I presume something happened to reverse the changelings' misfortune?
-smiles a little- I doubt that will happen any time soon.I'm glad to hear that...it's a bit harder to find military leaders than bartenders. Not to put down Aubrey...nobody does it quite like him. ;)
Yeah -chuckles a little and takes another sip of my tea--smiles a little- I doubt that will happen any time soon.I'm glad to hear that...it's a bit harder to find military leaders than bartenders. Not to put down Aubrey...nobody does it quite like him. ;)
We should probably shift this conversation to a different thread. We don't want to frighten off the other bar patrons. :PNah. :D
-chuckles- Well I had to make the uniform...kinda then I had to put the right patches on, and things like that...I had no clue you were a clothing designer! How fascinating...have you made any other...things like that?
/me turns to look at Wintermoot, having noticed his curious glance./me ponders the situation for a few seconds...
This isn't the uniform in question, if that's what you're wondering. The Inquisition can afford new threads quite easily, seeing as I'm the only member. (*sigh*) I like my coat and hat just fine. It's the military that needs some attention.
ohh you thought that was it....no it carries on after that leading into our major history. the changeling responds showing the books remaining chapters.But you did say that was the end of this story arch. :P
Unfortunately, I haven't been keeping up on this story. Despite being an ally of AoI, I have no real idea what you're referring to, Winter.You weren't aware their forums were destroyed last month? From what I understand they didn't really use them much anyway, but from what I know Rifty apparently told someone to go kill themselves, and in retaliation Shadoke wanted to destroy AoI's forum...but didn't know about using proxies or anything, so he passed on the root admin password to Ridersyl and he did it for him.
*sips whiskey*
Mind telling it again for those of us who don't pay much heed to political squabbles?
I think I was engaged to Tim or maybe my daughter married him... I dont really remeber...I was his NS son for a brief period, after Cormac disowned me. At one time I was a much more naive person, back when Spiritus is the only region I'd ever been a part of and it wasn't apparent how there are people on this game that want to use others to advance themselves.
NO I think My daughter married and divorced him cause he was a tawt crumb...
And poor Winter, dont worry you have friends in High places in Ainur :) Dont listen to what those bullies say about Wintreath!
If people eventually tire of me and decide to leave. :P
I wasn't aware there were ceremonies for adoptions. :P
Well, ceremony or no, I'm happy to have Chanku in the family. I don't agree with all everything he's ever said or done, in fact I've dressed him down once or twice...but we've been good friends for awhile now, and he's come through for the region when it was really needed.
He just needs to take care not to let it go to his head. Nobody likes a pompous royal. :P
Winter Hammer Recipe
*Peppermint Schnapps
*Mint Vodka
*Creme de menthe
*Raspberry Schnapps
*Winter Spice
Directions:
1) Mix together Peppermint Shnapps and Mint Vodka in a mixer.
2) Pour mixture into glass, and add a small portion of creme de menthe, and top it off with a smaller portion of Raspberry schnapps for kick.
3) Sprinkle a couple dashes of Winter Spice for the chill.
Sounds like it's an alcoholic beverage....I'm not sure if I'm allowed to have any...
Hey Aubrey. -waves a little-
Well, I thought they added a nice touch to the bar. Who wouldn't want to be looked down upon by the...uhrm...greatest defender there ever was? :P
Welcome to the tavern, Keej!
An apt description, Pengu...........
Well, Lilith, the queen seems to be frozen or paralyzed in some way. Her underlings turned to rioting soon after she was...incapacitated. Can you help her?
/me stares at Chanku for longer than really necessary and then says proudly...
:o My boy is growing up and becoming such a man! Just look, everyone!
Ahem.
In any case, I have excellent news! In the past week, I have arranged for peasant labor to rebuild the Tavern from scratch, leaving us with a new, pristine, yet same-looking Tavern! I also sent out my tax collectors to the wineries and breweries of the region, meaning that the Tavern is once again fully stocked and ready to go about normal business. They spared no expense...nothing too good for my sexy friend Aubrey. :)
So, all this coordinating has me famished! Barkeep!
"Upgrading are we? I have a proposal that could add significantly to your plans, boost sales, and benefit the nation as a whole, if you're interested." The dwarf said.
I'm pretty sure that's just you father. -throws a chair at him-
Wintermoot wonders why the elf has been cursed, but puts the question aside when he sees Aubrey come out of his office with sandwiches. Sandwiches, yum!
Aubrey! You don't think we all turn to stone when you go off or something, do you? Now, what is it you have planned? :D
*Looks up at WInter and smirks*
Sweetie, I am a very handsy royal, and this is not my first time on my hands and knees infront of a king before.
*Stands ups and wipes his hands on his shorts, walks over to Winter, bypasses winter and hops over the bar*
If you were quite you could of enjoyed the show, So what will it be for you my dear friend?
*the changeling seems to pause starring the frost demon down for a long while before prepping her flamethrower again*
We are not interested in what your selling...
*the changeling shudders a bit as she remembers the last deal she made with a demon*
State your business. she growls.
* Walks in notices the commotion,sits down quietly, as to not disturb the healing process of the Queen*
" May I have a ale madam"
*Waits patiently for my drink*
(I am so sorry for what I am about to do)*looks at the flyer and sighs*
SHAMELESS SELF PERMOTION!!! the changeling shouts as she quite literally throws flyers in peoples faces before running out of the room.
*each flier reads Beyond human good vs. evil RP join now.*
-walks in and I go behind the bar and make a Winter Hammer for myself, and then I sit down in a chair-*takes away the drink from Chanku as he is underage and isn't allowed to have alcohol or be behind a bar*
Wintreath has now laws surrounding drinking age, bar tending age, or any other age.he can't go behind the bar
*returns some new supplies to Chanku*
-makes another winter hammer and slaps gov.- There are no laws governing bars, drinking, or the like Gov.*smashes Chanku's hammer against the wall*
-raises an eyebrow and I make another- Are you looking for a discharge?You can't discharge people based on RP actions that have no connection to Wintreath policies, especially people who are acting in character
-makes several more drinks and drinks them all- Here I am not to young Gov...besides I can still discharge you.Actually legally speaking you can't. RP is separate from OOC government actions. Fact.
Yes Aubry is male. Also technically/legally speaking there is no distinction and I can theoretically discharge anyone for anything at any time. The only thing stopping me is Wintermoot. That is, quite literally, the only thing stopping me.
...a gross misuse of your power.as you put it. I'm just saying I could if I really wanted to attempt to :P
I know. I'm just saying that his statement of I can't legally do it is HIGHLY incorrect in the realm of law. Also yes I know it would beNo you legally can't, even the military code says you cannot as it would be unjustified and you would be overruled, so please back off with your abusive threats and have some respect please towards fellow citizens....a gross misuse of your power.as you put it. I'm just saying I could if I really wanted to attempt to [emoji14]
*chuckles and rubs his head against Chankus chin, falling asleep against the lads warm body*/me gives Aubrey a rainbow kitten with Archae-style wings
Just a little nap...
Than I will make some supper...
I wouldn't call these statements abusive. Also The Code of military Conduct is enacted by the Jarl himself, meaning that since the Jarl enacted it I can theoretically strike it down or ignore it on a case-by-case basis. Therefore there is no law preventing me and the only thing that really prevents me is Wintermoot (that is assuming I was actually planning/attempting to discharge you from the military, which I don't plan to over something like this).Flawed logic.
So technically speaking the Code of Military Conduct is only enforced as long as the Jarl chooses to enforce it, unless Wintermoot steps in.
How so?It is, also because I can't hear you over the sound of me eating this Dairy Queen Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Smash Blizzard, and it's almost gone.
Saying it's flawed logic, but failing to provide any explanation for how it's flawed logic means that your logic in determining it would be flawed. Also keep in mind that my initial response was an IC response, considering that both of us would be in the military and thus acting in an aggressive manner towards your superior/commanding officer would be a dischargeable offense IRL.This Blizzard is sooooooooo gooooooòddd
Edit: Also keeping in mind that I'm a member of the Riksrad and a member of the Royal Family, I could have theoretically had you detained IC as well since that is against our laws both outside of this RP, and inside of it.
And your point goes to nothingness.No it isn't.
And that Blizzard is going to put you in diabetic coma. Then Chanku won't have to worry about dismissing you. :))
And that Blizzard is going to put you in diabetic coma. Then Chanku won't have to worry about dismissing you. :))This was the first one I had in months. Having an ice cream treat like that would not put me in that state. Being a diabetic means you have to moderate and regulate your sugar intake, not abandon it completely.
It sounds lovely! I've never made a sorbet...how does that go?I thought you don't like sweets?
It sounds lovely! I've never made a sorbet...how does that go?I thought you don't like sweets?
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The one-horned qunari finishes his months-long meditation in front of the hearth, and crashes down on the nearest bar stool he finds.
"I'll take one of those large, round bread things you humans like so much, along with two cups of cocoa." He stares at the perpetually twirling snow storm outside. "On second thought, make that three."
"Thank you, this is indeed what I meant." The qunari's mouth twitches slightly into their version of a smile, which unfortunately is lost on all normal races.
"I have travelled far in this miserable cold in the lands of the bas. Sometimes it's worth it just for your colourful foods. I had to kill the owner of a previous tavern because the cake was a lie."
"Thank you, this is indeed what I meant." The qunari's mouth twitches slightly into their version of a smile, which unfortunately is lost on all normal races.
"I have travelled far in this miserable cold in the lands of the bas. Sometimes it's worth it just for your colourful foods. I had to kill the owner of a previous tavern because the cake was a lie."
"Mmm....yeah, with the blockade in place against my nation, it is has been difficult for us to receive even cake, much less bacon. The Chancellor had started rationing foods. Just recently, a train rammed one of the lorries which was carrying 70,000 pounds of bacon. " The gentleman took a bite of the cake and a swig of his cocoa. Man, it felt good to have such fine foods of the Free World.
"The changeling has the right of it."
He takes another sip of his cocoa, and continues.
"The Way of the Qun demands efficiency and practicality in all things. The farmer's stock is much better put to use feeding as many people with decent meals as possible, rather than going to waste in all manner of unhealthy foods. The Way of the Qun is not to have a few people in society live in luxury and waste resources on sweets while the common man starves. This has ever been the way of humans, and the qunari seek to change this."
Cocoa for me and my fox.I don't think chocolate is safe for canines.......
Seeing as @Aubrey hasn't been around in some time, Wintermoot gets off his stool and gets it for her himself, taking a few minutes to prepare it before sliding it across the bar over to her.Well, as a matter of fact, I found him abandoned in a forest. He's very perceptive, you can see it in his eyes. Also thanks.
Hello! What's your story? And how'd you come across a fox like that?
That's what I've heard as well... hmmCocoa for me and my fox.I don't think chocolate is safe for canines.......
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just give him something that won't be toxic to him?That's what I've heard as well... hmmCocoa for me and my fox.I don't think chocolate is safe for canines.......
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but then again, we don't want to make him angry
just give him something that won't be toxic to him?That's what I've heard as well... hmmCocoa for me and my fox.I don't think chocolate is safe for canines.......
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but then again, we don't want to make him angry
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/me facepalms
Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...It was just one tap!
Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...It was just one tap!
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Are you the bartender in Aubrey's place, Pengu? Cause you really need to disinfect the beer taps now if so...
Something warm, preferably not fruity or sweet, lots of alcohol!
HI. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A STEAK SO RARE YOU COULD SELL IT A TIFFANY'S?
HI. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A STEAK SO RARE YOU COULD SELL IT A TIFFANY'S?
Will it shine like a 18 carat Diamond?
Shiny steaks? Cant tell if that would be disturbing or delicious....
The one-horned qunari snaps out of his months-long meditation, takes in the sights, and proceeds to send a disgusted look to the wizard's apprentice.
"Your people really need to properly control your mages."
A hooded figure walks into the Tavern, stopping when they see what appears to be some horned-bull-man monstrosity being shouted at. After observing the scene for a moment, the figure silently strolls over to the fire, proceeding to sit near it and stare into the flames.
*smiles and wraps his arms around the kitty boy as he approaches *=]I WAS THIRSTY
Of course I did! You'd disappeared from everywhere. I was afraid you'd left for good...and then Gov started doing...that. It was really disturbing!
*smiles and wraps his arms around the kitty boy as he approaches *=]I WAS THIRSTY
Of course I did! You'd disappeared from everywhere. I was afraid you'd left for good...and then Gov started doing...that. It was really disturbing!
-detaches from Mooty and scampers behind the bar putting on a kettle of water and rummaging in the cabinets. Swishing my tail happily around.-Well then nevwr never have someone go thirsty!
"I am ever so sorry for being gone so long Mooty... I was on an epic crusade of cuteness across sad lonely lands... Bringing Neko-goodness to the masses. My pilgrmage is now over and I have returned to you!"
-The kettle whistles and the kitty boy goes back to making the tea.Grabbing a mug and pours a bit of hot water in it, swishes it around and dumps it in the sink. Fills it back up and places a peppermint tea bag on the side "Its my own stock of peppermint, I hope you like it" slides it to the customer before hopping up and sitting on the bar-
"Gov, if you ever do that again you will be locked in my dungeons..."
-detaches from Mooty and scampers behind the bar putting on a kettle of water and rummaging in the cabinets. Swishing my tail happily around.-
"I am ever so sorry for being gone so long Mooty... I was on an epic crusade of cuteness across sad lonely lands... Bringing Neko-goodness to the masses. My pilgrmage is now over and I have returned to you!"
-The kettle whistles and the kitty boy goes back to making the tea.Grabbing a mug and pours a bit of hot water in it, swishes it around and dumps it in the sink. Fills it back up and places a peppermint tea bag on the side "Its my own stock of peppermint, I hope you like it" slides it to the customer before hopping up and sitting on the bar-
"Gov, if you ever do that again you will be locked in my dungeons..."
I am always technically online.You never told us you had skype :O
-chuckles softly and continues to pet Moot hair-Well add me to skype then please? No one chats with me on it :-/
Well now you know I'm always there if you need me.
-Glances over to Colber- "Lovely to be back, dont worry Mooty only is excited cause I give him free food and drink, not excited over having me back at all"
Oh and yes Gov, I have a skype, who doesnt?
-blushes a little- S-so what if I do father?So...what if Aubrey becomes your other father in the future? Then that would be awwwwkward. *chuckles*
Aubrey?-chuckles softly and continues to pet Moot hair-Well add me to skype then please? No one chats with me on it :-/
Well now you know I'm always there if you need me.
-Glances over to Colber- "Lovely to be back, dont worry Mooty only is excited cause I give him free food and drink, not excited over having me back at all"
Oh and yes Gov, I have a skype, who doesnt?
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-rushes around filling the orders, tossing a bottle of vodka at Crush, setting up a few drinks for Chanku all while cleaning the dishes-It's on my profile ma'am.
"Well Chanku I wont cut you off, just know you wont be going anywhere if you get to drunk." ruffles the younger males hair before turning to look at Gov
Gov if you want me to add you on skype I will need your skype info silly.
*Sneeze*/me hugs VidiLune and offers a massage
Sorry, I really can't seem to acclimate myself to this freezing weather.
*Go sit at the bar and with a pleasant smile say*
Could I have a something to warm myself Sir?
-giggles and winks at Chanku-[emoji13]
"Its your safe word"
-burps again harming Govindia more and I then engulf's Aubrey's hand in my mouth-Can you not RP me without my consent? Knock off this foolishness.
/me grabs Chanku by the neck and throws him into his stool.Is this your consent?
Learn some manners, boy.
He has the ability to respond to it. I didn't RP for him. It leaves it open for his character to respond/me grabs Chanku by the neck and throws him into his stool.Is this your consent?
Learn some manners, boy.
Fair enough./me extracts Barnes out of Chanku
*yelling from the inside of Chanku's mouth* "Thanks Gov!"
-eats gov, digests him, and then releases him in a digested form. I then re-engulf Barnes-
-quickly detaches a part of my body in and merges it into Gov so the bomb is embedded into him. I regrow the missing part and I take cover as it detonates-
He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all :P
So is sex slavery. And he's the one asking after strong alcohol. Good on you for calling a bomb squad, though. @Aubrey really needs to intervene here...He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all :PDude I'm kind of sure that's illegal since the kid's 16.....
A-10s coming in two minutes Barnes. We should probably get out of here if we don't want 30 mm rounds of depleted uranium inside us.So is sex slavery. And he's the one asking after strong alcohol. Good on you for calling a bomb squad, though. @Aubrey really needs to intervene here...He cut off parts of his body because he likes the pain. He is the sex slave that I wrote about in Wintermoot's paperwork, after all [emoji14]Dude I'm kind of sure that's illegal since the kid's 16.....
-steps outside and makes a hand gesture as a loud sound occurs and two Terran/Wintrean Aircraft appear overhead, and then shoots down Gov's planes. They then return to the ground and I return-You're too late. The aircraft already killed you and destroyed the bar and everyone else inside. Accept defeat, kid.
No worries...Bar won't be blown up today...can't say the same for the poor saps in the low-tech planes.....
Then how am I walking around? How am I able to do this? -goes to the top room-Because you refuse to accept reality brah
I think you are delusional...can't accept that your military sucks...No you're refusing to RP accept your character died so stop godmodding lol. Everyone else accepted it.
This really isn't a hard RP...if anything you did kinda godmod...js ya hypocrite.Lol that wasn't coherent. The only one who godmodded was you. Everyone else went along with it.
Not before you do. -eats Govindia again-No you are the sole person who's wrong. Stop being immature and godmodding.
-kills gov and sends him into a room with Tim and Unibot-Chanku stop trolling and accept you were wrong, period. No one else.
Now we got that annoyance out of here....
Sorry Barnes no need to reconstruct. The Bar is magical so even if it was destroyed, which is wasn't, it would rebuild itself IIRC...Stop godmodding Chanku. Seriously. Everyone accepted the fate, so should you.
*wishes he had moderation abilities over the Tavern... sits down and waits for the two loons to finish...*
Sorry Barnes no need to reconstruct. The Bar is magical so even if it was destroyed, which is wasn't, it would rebuild itself IIRC...Even better! I've already transferred the property to Aubrey at no cost, so it looks like you'll be able to expand to a second new location! Not that's it's actually a business, bit still, I suppose for your pleasure at least. I can still convert it to something else if you wish, because only the outer construction is finished; the inside can still be renovated should you desire...
Sorry Barnes no need to reconstruct. The Bar is magical so even if it was destroyed, which is wasn't, it would rebuild itself IIRC...Even better! I've already transferred the property to Aubrey at no cost, so it looks like you'll be able to expand to a second new location! Not that's it's actually a business, bit still, I suppose for your pleasure at least. I can still convert it to something else if you wish, because only the outer construction is finished; the inside can still be renovated should you desire...
If I wanted to RP Properly I'd partake in an actual RP....just sayingThis is still RP. Everyone accepted that the tavern is destroyed and you got perished in an airstike and the tavern is being reconstructed. Accept it and drink.
Giggles softly and places the bottle beside the man "Of course sugga, ever so sorry about that. My mind is all over the place. If there is anything else i can help you with just let me know."well it was 50 cases of wine and 150,000 krone...
Looks over at Gov with a blank expression "I will take a chunk off your tab..." skips off to go pick some veggies
-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
Taking the indicated seat, the Lord Inquisitor smiles and says, "I'm always around here, or at least part of my consciousness usually is, keeping an eye on things. I'm sorry to hear about your former Senior Vice President. This new candidate for the position, though... It wouldn't happen to be my son, would it?"
-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
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you didn't respond to my question?-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
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Yes?
you didn't respond to my question?-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
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Yes?
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yes that questionyou didn't respond to my question?-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
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Yes?
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DId you ask a question sugga? I went through the posts last i saw was you talking about the wine and the money >.>
yes that question-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
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Yes?
you didn't respond to my question?
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DId you ask a question sugga? I went through the posts last i saw was you talking about the wine and the money >.>
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No you did not. thank you for that. if you need bar help let me knowyes that question-Goes about re-enchanting the bar, getting the magical storerooms back up to par. Sighing softly to myself as I weave the old spells back into the framework or the tavern-Aubrey?
The Bar is now back to fully functional! Lets have fun as I plan the expansion to the hot Springs!
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Yes?
you didn't respond to my question?
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DId you ask a question sugga? I went through the posts last i saw was you talking about the wine and the money >.>
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Oh I did not know that was a question, yes I received it. It was lovely and I am sure i responded before hand letting you know I cleared your Tab?
*smile*thought you were part wolf?
No Aubrey I'm more of classy person, long dress and all that jazz.
Thanks you Pengu, I will! And as for customer causing trouble, don't you worry yourself I know how to handle them. I am part Vikings after all!
-blinks and gives a soft gasp- Are you saying I am low brow? I will have you know that my outfits are chosen purposely for the ease of removal!
*Materialises at the door*BSR pm me
"Tea—Earl Grey—Hot!"
"Hello everyone, how are things going?"
Wintermoot surveys the scene, trying to determine what went on./me gives Wintermoot a copy of the CCTV recording of Aubrey dancing in his skimpies and then proceeds back to the security room to update things
Does it have something to do with why Chanku is walking around so awkwardly?[emoji14]
/me wonders why we couldn't have just used the CCTV footage of Chanku to report him to the police the first timeWintermoot surveys the scene, trying to determine what went on./me gives Wintermoot a copy of the CCTV recording of Aubrey dancing in his skimpies and then proceeds back to the security room to update things
Does it have something to do with why Chanku is walking around so awkwardly?[emoji14]
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this is from the newly restored bar. the old one had no cameras/me wonders why we couldn't have just used the CCTV footage of Chanku to report him to the police the first timeWintermoot surveys the scene, trying to determine what went on./me gives Wintermoot a copy of the CCTV recording of Aubrey dancing in his skimpies and then proceeds back to the security room to update things
Does it have something to do with why Chanku is walking around so awkwardly?[emoji14]
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-taps my claw as gently on the bar before chasing after Gov "I WANT THOSE CAMERAs OUT PF MY BAR!" growls and stomps after the male "I CLEAN IN THE NUDE!!!!"THOSE CAMERAS ARE FOR YOUR SAFETY AND TO PREVENT DISTURBANCES.
-grabs the cameras and I throw them outside- There Aubrey/me ignores Chanku's actions as he's not involved and shows Aubrey the receipt.
Hey, that signature was a forgery!-taps my claw as gently on the bar before chasing after Gov "I WANT THOSE CAMERAs OUT PF MY BAR!" growls and stomps after the male "I CLEAN IN THE NUDE!!!!"THOSE CAMERAS ARE FOR YOUR SAFETY AND TO PREVENT DISTURBANCES.
PLUS YOU SIGNED FOR THEM
/me shows the receipt with Aubrey's signature on the bill
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Wintermoot cuddles back...but suspects ulterior motives./me sidles past Wintermoot and silently puts the bug. Barnes planted in Wintermoot's hand
Why is it that I get cuddled a lot when people have ulterior motives?[emoji14]
I don't know, but I imagine it has much to do with the same reason you give me candy a lot :P
well Barnes did plant a bug on you.....I don't know, but I imagine it has much to do with the same reason you give me candy a lot :P
I don't have ulterior motives...I just thought it was what you were supposed to do. :(
What ulterior motives would I have?
Gov, you're citing your own evidence!well Barnes did plant a bug on you.....I don't know, but I imagine it has much to do with the same reason you give me candy a lot :P
I don't have ulterior motives...I just thought it was what you were supposed to do. :(
What ulterior motives would I have?
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YOU PLANTED THE BUGGov, you're citing your own evidence!well Barnes did plant a bug on you.....I don't know, but I imagine it has much to do with the same reason you give me candy a lot :P
I don't have ulterior motives...I just thought it was what you were supposed to do. :(
What ulterior motives would I have?
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-shrugs and rests my head on mootys shoulder- SO how are you my dear?
Just because you say I planted the bug doesn't mean I planted the bug.YOU PLANTED THE BUGGov, you're citing your own evidence!well Barnes did plant a bug on you.....I don't know, but I imagine it has much to do with the same reason you give me candy a lot :P
I don't have ulterior motives...I just thought it was what you were supposed to do. :(
What ulterior motives would I have?
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I SAW YOU.Just because you say I planted the bug doesn't mean I planted the bug.YOU PLANTED THE BUGGov, you're citing your own evidence!well Barnes did plant a bug on you.....I don't know, but I imagine it has much to do with the same reason you give me candy a lot :P
I don't have ulterior motives...I just thought it was what you were supposed to do. :(
What ulterior motives would I have?
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-grabs the bug and inspects it-yes because you're credible on things like this while Barnes has already been caught with it.
It says it was manufactured in South Nivogal...-disassembles it and dumps the software and run a few test transmissions from my laptop- It's yours gov...or at least it's transmitting to one of your receivers in there. -gestures with my head towards Gov's NSA room-
Who's not to say you didn't get Barnes to plant it?I didn't. Barnes has this weird way of seducing men like Wintermoot
Which would help you plant it.not really. I'm not into seducing men.
I meant it would make it only easier to have Barnes plant the bug for you...it's not my bug, it's his. Us FARK nations use better tech than that anyway, something you would not understand.
I just wanted a drink... and maybe some action... I got caught up in the wrong business... Military protection of a bar is no joke.
The Lord Inquisitor looks up from his drink to ask Aubrey a question. "'No military activity' is different from 'no weapons', right? Sometimes I like to come here right after banishing a daemon to the Warp, and it'd really be a pain to drop my weapons off at the office first..."
so we can't use flamethrowers to light up some shots?The Lord Inquisitor looks up from his drink to ask Aubrey a question. "'No military activity' is different from 'no weapons', right? Sometimes I like to come here right after banishing a daemon to the Warp, and it'd really be a pain to drop my weapons off at the office first..."
My Darling, you can bring your weapons. Just not the use of such items in the tavern or the grounds will be considered hostile and I shall take personal offence. The Tavern and the area surrounding are blessed in a manner and should be safe from any such activity that will need your form of expertise.
-chuckles nervously and hides my tail-
Oh and Barnes, I am not up to date on the local law to be honest but seeing as its a frozen, possibly hostile environment outside of my doors I personally have a couple of handy trinkets hidden away throughout the tavern. So I assume the laws are rather lax.
NOW more drinks for all!!!
-puts a few random bottles on the bar each one oddly colored and shaped-
No because we all know you use blowtorches and that's Aubrey's job. What else did he mean by handy trinkets?so we can't use flamethrowers to light up some shots?The Lord Inquisitor looks up from his drink to ask Aubrey a question. "'No military activity' is different from 'no weapons', right? Sometimes I like to come here right after banishing a daemon to the Warp, and it'd really be a pain to drop my weapons off at the office first..."
My Darling, you can bring your weapons. Just not the use of such items in the tavern or the grounds will be considered hostile and I shall take personal offence. The Tavern and the area surrounding are blessed in a manner and should be safe from any such activity that will need your form of expertise.
-chuckles nervously and hides my tail-
Oh and Barnes, I am not up to date on the local law to be honest but seeing as its a frozen, possibly hostile environment outside of my doors I personally have a couple of handy trinkets hidden away throughout the tavern. So I assume the laws are rather lax.
NOW more drinks for all!!!
-puts a few random bottles on the bar each one oddly colored and shaped-
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-pulls out a gallon jug of water and a bottle of Arbor Mist, takes a eye dropper and drops a single drop of the wine in the water-[emoji13]
"That is literally the weakest thing i can think of..."
-shrugs softly and puts a few grilled cheese sandwiches on the bar-/me takes one and gives Aubrey a 100 kroner tip
Free food!
-Giggles and makes a coke for Gov putting in 4 ice cubes- Easy enough?Yes Aubrey thanks. I don't like a lot of ice. also did you see I left you a tip?
-Blushes at Barnes, and pulls out a glass and some whiskey stones from the freezer putting them in the glass before pouring over some rum- If you keep up tipping me like that I might be tempted to take you on a date to the hotsprings after they are open
There is a loud crash and part of the roof caves in beneath what appears to be the prow of an airship. After several moments in which nothing moves but dust and mortar settling, a figure emerges from the rubble and dusts itself off.
"Not the entrance I had in mind but it'll do, thanks lads!"
Klause turns away from the intrusion and the airship slowly pulls itself free of the tavern. Upon seeing the eyes of the customers on him, he nods quietly and gestures for the barman to pour a drink.
"I'll pay for it, don't worry."
A tall vampire walks into the bar...What's your blood type?
"Excuse me barkeep, My name is Gabriel Belmont. My needs are a little specific so i understand if you don't have any but...do you serve blood here?"
The vampire proceeds to look around for a dark place to sit while waiting at the bar.
A tall vampire walks into the bar...
"Excuse me barkeep, My name is Gabriel Belmont. My needs are a little specific so i understand if you don't have any but...do you serve blood here?"
The vampire proceeds to look around for a dark place to sit while waiting at the bar.
What's your blood type?I don't know my real blood type :P if you are referring to my prefered blood to drink...it doesn't matter, its who it comes from that counts.
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-Glances at Pengu at scoots closer to him-
If you stay behind my bar I cant promise I will behave myself, My hands may wander and explore...
-Glances at Pengu at scoots closer to him-
If you stay behind my bar I cant promise I will behave myself, My hands may wander and explore...
I really haven't left behind the bar for quite some time. :P
*gives Aubrey a mystery box*
You can't look inside, but if you feel the urge to explore with your wandering hands,you can try finding the incredibly hard to find mystery item within this box of infinite space.
-Glances at Pengu at scoots closer to him-
If you stay behind my bar I cant promise I will behave myself, My hands may wander and explore...
I really haven't left behind the bar for quite some time. :P
*gives Aubrey a mystery box*
You can't look inside, but if you feel the urge to explore with your wandering hands,you can try finding the incredibly hard to find mystery item within this box of infinite space.
-places the box in the back room-
I am not so easily distracted dear man...
-Glances at Pengu at scoots closer to him-
If you stay behind my bar I cant promise I will behave myself, My hands may wander and explore...
I really haven't left behind the bar for quite some time. :P
*gives Aubrey a mystery box*
You can't look inside, but if you feel the urge to explore with your wandering hands,you can try finding the incredibly hard to find mystery item within this box of infinite space.
-places the box in the back room-
I am not so easily distracted dear man...
You can't move the box. Once it's been placed in another's hands (in which case, yours), it's bound to you until you find the item inside, which could take centuries.
Well if I have to explain it takes all of the fun out of Mr. Mooty.Aubrey, your strongest vodka please.
-Slides wintermoot a oddly glowing pink drink donned with a tiny umbrella-
-pours Gov a shot of vodka and slides it to him-
There ya go sugga.
-Looks at Belmont and blinks-
Long enough for me to think you were a odd online shopping purchase i forgot about, some form of modern art... damn now i will have to find a new piece to put in your spot...
All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!So this is the place you went to! Emrys told me you were still alive and I didn't believe him. You made the right decision not being in Ainur anymore, it's a fucking warzone.
All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!So this is the place you went to! Emrys told me you were still alive and I didn't believe him. You made the right decision not being in Ainur anymore, it's a fucking warzone.
*Walks in and takes a drink*All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!So this is the place you went to! Emrys told me you were still alive and I didn't believe him. You made the right decision not being in Ainur anymore, it's a fucking warzone.
I have been here long before any of Ainur decided to make its way here. The region is dead and I have nothing to do with it, any conversation about it, or any revival attempts.
Quickly makes a few drinks and passes them around, not really caring on who gets what at this point.
Wasn't planning on trying to rope you into some dumb revival attempt. Augustits ran that fucker into the ground pretty deep. No man alive could dig it back up.All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!So this is the place you went to! Emrys told me you were still alive and I didn't believe him. You made the right decision not being in Ainur anymore, it's a fucking warzone.
I have been here long before any of Ainur decided to make its way here. The region is dead and I have nothing to do with it, any conversation about it, or any revival attempts.
Quickly makes a few drinks and passes them around, not really caring on who gets what at this point.
All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!/me notices that I have an erection and no females arounf to share the joy with.
As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays...".......
As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays..."."Out of my way, Fetcher" said the wizard Neloth in his usual condescending voice, before kicking in the tavern door with a piece of lingerie on his head and screaming something about putting the cash in da mothafuckin bag before someone gets hurt.
/me fires a taser at Justinian and knocks him outAs it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays..."."Out of my way, Fetcher" said the wizard Neloth in his usual condescending voice, before kicking in the tavern door with a piece of lingerie on his head and screaming something about putting the cash in da mothafuckin bag before someone gets hurt.
Hey, beating another player in one post without them being able to react is a big RP no no./me fires a taser at Justinian and knocks him outAs it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays..."."Out of my way, Fetcher" said the wizard Neloth in his usual condescending voice, before kicking in the tavern door with a piece of lingerie on his head and screaming something about putting the cash in da mothafuckin bag before someone gets hurt.
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/me uses his Monarchy powers to revive Neloth.he just wanted to give mouth to mouth [emoji14]
It's great to be king and be so OP. [emoji14]
The tavern door slowly creaks open, letting a rush of cold air inside. Elbbsas quickly shoves it shut again. She shivers and pushes back the hood of her cloak. After a moment to collect herself, she hurries to take a seat. All the while she stares at Aubrey./me looks around to see if eel sushi is available
"Wha--? Are you a wizard?! Holy moly, that was cool!"
Elbbsas starts trying to chip the ice off of her boots, still staring with an amazed expression.
The tavern door slowly creaks open, letting a rush of cold air inside. Elbbsas quickly shoves it shut again. She shivers and pushes back the hood of her cloak. After a moment to collect herself, she hurries to take a seat. All the while she stares at Aubrey./me looks around to see if eel sushi is available
"Wha--? Are you a wizard?! Holy moly, that was cool!"
Elbbsas starts trying to chip the ice off of her boots, still staring with an amazed expression.
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Hello new person! I'm Govindia! Former (sort of) member of this region, just relaxing until I get some things sorted.The tavern door slowly creaks open, letting a rush of cold air inside. Elbbsas quickly shoves it shut again. She shivers and pushes back the hood of her cloak. After a moment to collect herself, she hurries to take a seat. All the while she stares at Aubrey./me looks around to see if eel sushi is available
"Wha--? Are you a wizard?! Holy moly, that was cool!"
Elbbsas starts trying to chip the ice off of her boots, still staring with an amazed expression.
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Elbbsas waves, which looks odd considering she is holding her boot in that hand. She abruptly realizes this and puts it back on.
"Hi! I'm Elbbsas -- weird name, I know. What'cha looking for?"
"I just wanted to go for a wander. My region is having a few troubles with its historical records and I needed a break from all that bureaucracy. Good people, good conversation, ludicrous amounts of sugar -- that's what I'm in the need for."/me orders a swordfish steak with cheesy broccoli and rice from the menu and asks Eibbsas what she would like
Elbbsas gives a good-natured scowl.
"Honestly, it's tempting to throw out all the minor officials and call it a day sometimes. But then I'd be dealing with riots, and wannabe dictators, and all sorts of rubbish, and that is no fun. Here's to democracy."
Elbbsas takes a hearty gulp of her soft drink.
"I think I'll have some fish and chips. I may as well be stereotypical. What about you, Aubrey?"So where do you hail from ma'am?
"I think I'll have some fish and chips. I may as well be stereotypical. What about you, Aubrey?"
"I think I'll have some fish and chips. I may as well be stereotypical. What about you, Aubrey?"
*Nods and sneaks off to the kitchen dropping in some fish and fries into the deep-fryer, plates the meal and rushes it out*
There ya go sugga, hope ya enjoy. There is some fry sauce at the end of the counter
"I think I'll have some fish and chips. I may as well be stereotypical. What about you, Aubrey?"So where do you hail from ma'am?
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Indo-Malaysian Singaporean American here."I think I'll have some fish and chips. I may as well be stereotypical. What about you, Aubrey?"
*Nods and sneaks off to the kitchen dropping in some fish and fries into the deep-fryer, plates the meal and rushes it out*
There ya go sugga, hope ya enjoy. There is some fry sauce at the end of the counter
"Oh that is lovely. Cheers!""I think I'll have some fish and chips. I may as well be stereotypical. What about you, Aubrey?"So where do you hail from ma'am?
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"I'm from Pogglind. Small region, cold region, everyone lives underground. We import a lot of heating lamps for our farms, but other than that we're fairly self-contained."
Elbbsas glances down at her drink and adds: "With a healthy amount of cultural appropriation from New Zealand. Heck, we borrowed their flag."
"I'm afraid I don't have any cheese or nachos. I'd offer a chip, but... chips are nice and I don't want to part with them."No thoughts on what I said?
Elbbsas pauses. "Also, hi. Nearly forgot that part."
No thoughts on what I said?
Indo-Malaysian Singaporean American here.
From the bar, Elbbsas dips her head towards Cin'ciri in acknowledgement."Well met my new friend. I figured it best to travel around the region and see what there is to see, and meet as many people as I can, friendships are valuable things to acquire I'm sure you know. Plus whilst I am the leader of my lands, it does not mean that I enjoy the politics at all" Cin'ciri chuckled to himself
"Greetings! I'm Elbbsas, of the Pogglind Colony. What brings you to these parts?"
"Well met my new friend. I figured it best to travel around the region and see what there is to see, and meet as many people as I can, friendships are valuable things to acquire I'm sure you know. Plus whilst I am the leader of my lands, it does not mean that I enjoy the politics at all" Cin'ciri chuckled to himself
"Indeed! Friendships are the spice in the meal that is life. Unless the meal is ice-cream -- then you'd probably not want spices in it. Hm. That analogy got away from me. So, how are you finding Wintreath? Not too cold for your tastes?"
Now then, I'm a bit lost, I wandered out of the city for a short while, and I'm attempting to find a warm place to stay the night. Will this location do?From beside the fire, Elbbsas looks up from her drink. She raises her drink in acknowledgement.
Don't worry about formality, my good friend! Back home, I have three surnames, as I was adopted into the House of Donald, but I decided to leave it to two when I moved over here. Now then, I believe I shall stay here for the night. And yes, the New United Kingdom is quite a bit warmer than Wintreath. But you see, I'm sure I brought a warmer coat, I just can't find it! I am so disorganised! Anyhoo, is there anywhere you recommend I visit, Ms. Elbbsas? Elbbsas of Pogglind? Ms. Pogglind? mutters how do you do politeness with but one name?Now then, I'm a bit lost, I wandered out of the city for a short while, and I'm attempting to find a warm place to stay the night. Will this location do?From beside the fire, Elbbsas looks up from her drink. She raises her drink in acknowledgement.
'Howdy, mister Turing. Mister Watson. Watson-Turing.' She takes a moment, looking bewildered and muttering, 'how do you do politeness with two last names? Ack, sorry.'
She shrugs apologetically, continuing with, 'Uh, Charles? Nice to meet you! I'm Elbbsas, of the Pogglind colony. I'm pretty sure Aubrey is fine with people camping out in here as long as one likes, so you're all fine on the lodgings part. Same with the drinks -- Aubrey has a massive collection of everything. Now, I don't think I've heard of the New United Kingdom. Warmer than here, I take it? Not literally here, fire and all, but warmer outdoors than the outdoors in Wintreath?'
"Come Softly to Me" by the FleetwoodsWait, were you intending to share that song here (http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=32.0)?
Nope, just said the first thing that came to mind."Come Softly to Me" by the FleetwoodsWait, were you intending to share that song here (http://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=32.0)?
Could I buy you a beer, Pengu? :P
I would like coffee so stout that you could literally cut it with a knife. Some cream to please.
"Ah", says the monarchist's servant, "I mean the kind from the cow, not the human."I would like coffee so stout that you could literally cut it with a knife. Some cream to please.
Pengu raises his brow curiously as he leans over towards you.
"Eh? What's this...coh...fey you speak of? Is it some type of exotic drink or somethin?"
He leans back as he prepares you a drink and tosses it your way.
"And word to the wise: it's best not to ask for cream from here. You never know what you're actually getting."
I would like some Pepsi without the can.
Some times I'm just old fashioned - or new fashioned- it just depends I guess.
I'll take itSome times I'm just old fashioned - or new fashioned- it just depends I guess.
Pengu looks to @Cinciri and shrugs his shoulders. "Well I'm not sure what that means in this instance." He turns back to Tiberius as he thinks for a moment. "Tell you what. I'll make you the house specialty: the Winter Hammer. It'll be on the house."
Does this tavern have a menu?